Hey guys! This is my first blog on blogger.com! I was going to start my own website, but I don't know how and I don't have any money (lol) anyways seriously my first blog is going to be about baseball. As you can probably tell by the title of this blog (heh) anyways though seriously. I'm going to be previewing the AL west division. Let's list the teams
Seattle Mariners:
Texas Rangers:
LAA:
Oakland Athletics:
Now the AL west isn't the biggest division out there, so you're probably asking "why is this dude not previewing the AL east" well because everyone is doing that I thought I would be different (hah) anyways though like really seriously. Okay so the way I look at the AL west is like the shy hot girl that nobody knows about you know? She has on glasses, and her hair up but when the Mariners roll in to town this year. Her hair is going to go down, and her glasses will be gone, hair will be down, and acne no more. That's right I think the Mariners will be the top dog in this division. Let me explain myself.
They got CLIFF LEE!!!! Cliff Lee for crying out loud. The dude is a fucking bromaster. He can pitch, and you double that with fucking Felix Hernandez, oh shit? Seriously? They just gonna go, and do that. How the heck are you supposed to beat those dudes? But hey hey hey what about Adrian Beltre leaving YO ADRIAN (rofl) no seriously though. It doesn't matter about him leaving because they got Chone Figgins now. Anybody who spells Sean, like Chone is a badass in my opinion. I just think the Mariners are going to dominate to be honest with you. I mean of course you got the angels who have like won the division every year since like 2006? So you can't count them out, but they just old. I mean who did they pick up? Fucking Hideki Matsui? Yeah he was good maybe a year ago.
I know you Ranger fans are probably wondering "Hey hey hey what about the Rangers we finished second last year" Yeah well Seattle wasn't as good last year you dinglelopper. When you face Seattle in a 3 game series, and have to face Cliff and Felix tell me how that goes. You got Vlad? and Harden? Both will be hurt before I finish this blog (lmao) no but seriously. You can't trust them to be healthy all season. Who is their manager? That dorky looking dude? Ron Washington? Man he cracks me up, yo. I'd like to see them in the playoffs just so I could watch that dude, but there ain't no way they making it to the playoffs. What about Oakland? Man fuck Oakland they ain't going to do shit. Here are my predictions.
Seattle Mariners: 101-61
LAA: 87-75
Texas Rangers: 79-83
Oakland Atheltics: 67-95
Well there you have it! Why don't you just congratulate the Mariners now (hahaahaha) No seriously. I do think they will win, though. So That's baseball for you.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
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