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Thursday, April 1, 2010

April fools

I went onto Omegle and played some awesome april fool pranks.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 26/m
You: hi
You: i'm eating soup
Stranger: yummy
You: APRIL FOOLS
You: HAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Stranger: dang
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey whats up
Stranger: not much...
Stranger: u?
You: i'm not doing anything
You: APRIL FOOLS
You: i am doing something
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: that was yesterday....
You: not in my timezone, punk.
Stranger: ah yeah forgot
You: geez
You: you think
You: your country is the only one out there?
Stranger: its almost 3am here
You: you england people, i tell ya.
Stranger: xD how did you know?
You: lol I know the timezones.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: HEY
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ?
You: i'm a female
You: april fools!!!!
You: i'm a male hahahahaha
Stranger: haha u got me there
You: I SO DID
Stranger: i'm a kumquat
Stranger: APRIL FOOLS i'm a female
Stranger: did i trick u?
You: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
You: you not only tricked me
You: you fooled me
You: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: good one!
Stranger: have u seen google?
Stranger: it's topeka now
You: topeka kansas?
Stranger: go to google.com and ull see
You: okay hold on
You: lol april fools huh?
You: they're strange
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but they're strange and rich
Stranger: so it doesn't really count
You: most rich people are strange
Stranger: sure but nobody ever goes "hey, bill gates, he's pretty strange!"
Stranger: anyway.
You: i heard he wears panties
Stranger: Haha!
Stranger: Really?
You: no april fools
You: HAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Stranger: Bwahahahaha that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!
Stranger: i believe it
You: He's probably watching
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: how are you doing?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: you
You: i'm doing fine
You: APRIL FOOLS
You: i'm depressed and miserable
You: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo' I am Thomas Jefferson
You: APRIL FOOLS
You: AHHAAHAHAHAHA
You: that'd be impossible
You: i so got you.
You: got you good.
Stranger: yeah,real good.
You: i know it
Stranger: hes dead you idot.
You: lol i know!
You: thats why its impossible
You: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
You: i so april fooled you
You: man.
You: so funny.
Stranger: yeah
You: hey
You: i'm sorry :[
Stranger: why?
You: for fooling you
Stranger: you didnt fool me
You: are you sure?
You: cause i don't want to hurt your feelings :[
You: it was just a joke
You have disconnected.


Too lazy to bold.