Jim Joyce missed a call that messed up a perfect game. If you're a baseball fan and own any type of device that gets news to it then you know all about it. People are hating him and saying he needs to be fired, or have fireworks stuck up his ass while he takes a shit. This man should not be hated, though. This man is a fucking hero. By being completely clueless of the call he made a stance against dreams everywhere. This man is putting realistic thoughts in kids, and that's a fucking prize in itself. Kids see all these perfect games being thrown and they'll get some idea that they can do it too. No you can't. No you can't fucking Johnny you suck at baseball, and you gave up a homerun to the kid who only plays cause his mom is fucking the coach. Stick with a real fucking career Johnny. Your dad is a trashman there is nothing wrong with that. You may want to be more, but the truth is you'll be lucky to be a fucking trashman. Stop chasing dreams, and start chasing that blue collar.
Jim Joyce tried to put a hold on this fucking dream shit, and change. Fuck dreams you know what i wanted to be as a kid? A fucking stripper. I can't be a fucking stripper. The only pack on my stomach is the ice pack I put on there after doing 7 crunches. My dick is fairly long, but not long enough to fill out one of those thongs that they wear. And my dancing is like a 7 year old on his birthday after he has had too much cake, and shit his pants no one knows though. So he just goes around twisting and picking his ass. I'm not gonna be a stripper. Now I'm stuck writing on this fucking blog about baseball. This pays for nothing. You know how much strippers make? Yeah me neither cause I'M NOT A FUCKING STRIPPER! STOP WITH THE CHANGE, AND DREAMS SHIT. JIM JOYCE WANTED TO BE RAY CHARLES WHEN HE GREW UP, BUT HE CAN'T PLAY THE FUCKING PIANO! So now he's an umpire. You think he likes being an umpire? Fuck no. Listen to him.
No more dreams. Reality owns.
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