We are the Rangers

We are the rangers we win when we want to
We are the rangers we win and wear blue
when we want to
Sometimes we wear red and white
And sometimes grey and we fly it high like a kite
When things get tough we start to falter
We get more ass than Taylor Launter
We score runs if we feel like it
That's usually dependent on whether or not a lefty is on the mound
And speaking of mounds we pound more mound than a greyhound

We pitch like we mean it
And when we mess up we say shit
Not cussing is for pussies
Don't talk back to us
We tough we cuss
We are the rangers
And when we creeping we are the strangers
We got heaters and bombs
We stir more pots than stay at home moms
We can be sexist if we want
And we're not afraid of bunts
We bunt whenever we feel like it
And we'll grab a tit
Cause when we roll
We rock
And when we roll
We troll
And when we troll
We're the beesknees
We'll infest your sheets with fleas
You want to fuck with our manager
We stay together so we'll protect him when he cries
And we'll be the shield that protects his eyes
We'll get your mom to bake him pies
Then we won't even eat them
We'll just stare at them
Because your mom can't bake
The only thing her food is good for is a spittake


We are the rangers