A list of jokes

I'm going to come up with jokes on the spot in this blog as I write. Here we go.


So a bunny and a rabbit walk into a bar and the bartender asks "Are you two twins?"

If a banana fell off a counter what would it say? "Oh that's gonna bruise"

A banana and a penis walk into a bar and the bartender asks "Are you two twins?"

A taco and a vagina walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What would you like to drink?"

There once was a boy named Johnny and he had hair down to his ass, and a boy asked him "Why do you have such long hair?" and Johnny replied "Because I haven't cut it yet"

What do you call a person who weighs over 400 pounds? Fat.


How many tigers would it take in order to take over the world? 543.


Why did the emo boy cross the road? Cause he didn't have a car.


What did the cow say to the chicken? "Moo"


How many Jersey Shore cast members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to pull the other one away from it.