There is some speculation going on that Mark Cuban might end up being the owner of the Texas Rangers. Yes the dude in the picture. Yes it's true I picked a silly picture of him to show how silly he is, and that might not be exactly fair oh well though. Mark Cuban is obviously not just silly he is a very smart man. Look at what all he has done. He owns a freaking NBA team for crying out loud. A pretty good NBA team. I mean sure they can't win a championship, but as a Ranger fan I have no room to talk. I've watched my share of Dallas Mavericks game, and I know about Mark Cuban. I know how he acts on the sidelines, and the silly things he says and I know how much some people hate him. Me? I don't hate him. I don't even dislike him. I kind of like him, and I like his passion for the team. My only worry is that its passion for basketball and the Mavericks. Where is his sudden interest for the Rangers coming from? Is it his love of baseball and the Rangers? I doubt it. You doubt it. We all doubt it. It would be fun to see how into it he would get, though. Come with me in my dream land and lets visit what it'd be like if Mark Cuban went to the booth with Josh and Tag.
Josh: We're back, and we're lucky enough to have the new owner of the Texas Rangers in the booth. Mark Cuban. How are you doing, Mark?
Mark: I am doing great. So happy that this thing is settled now, and we can look forward to keep
building this team into the dynasty it needs to be.
Tag: When did you decide that you might be really interested in buying the Rangers?
Mark: Well at first I wasn't really interested, oh what the fuck? Did you even see that ump? Shit that was the length of my dick plus 5 inches outside. Where the fuck is your dog? You blind piece of shit. Anyways like I was saying I wasn't interested in them at first. You know I was interested in the Cubs, but it didn't work out. Then the Rangers increasingly became more interesting to me. So I decided to bite the bullet. Plus they're in the same area where the Mavericks are, and it just seemed right.
Josh: How much of the interest came after they had a commanding lead in their division?
Josh giggles a bit.
Mark: Ha you know it's funny you asked because believe it or not it was actually....oh COME ON! WHAT THE FUCK UMP! He was halfway into the outfield before the ball got to first. I could have made that call with your mom's titties in my face. You sack of shit. How did you get hired? How many cocks did you blow? Really honestly how many? I want to know. I'm asking seriously. Like I said though it was actually before they started playing well.
Tag: You're going to have so many apologies to say after the break. I once said "shit" on air, and it was bad. Oh shit I said it again. Motherfucker now I'm going to have to act like I care, and say sorry.
Josh: One and one the count to Borbon.
Mark: Make that two balls if the ump wasn't A BLIND FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Josh: You know they do their best out there. It's a hot day out there.
Mark: Oh what are you? Their publicist? Don't you have a chargers game to announce?
Tag: We have some goodies in the booth tonight. Thank you to Aretha Lanks for the wonderful batch of oatmeal pies she sent in today. Said they're homemade, so thank you very much Aretha.
Mark: Homemade my ass. I tasted one, and it taste just like little debbies. Aretha learn how to cook, and try again.
Josh: Borbon is out on a bunt attempt, and that concludes our time with Mark. Thanks for coming up.
Mark: Fuck you.
Hmmmm........bring on the cubes!
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